I like to open all my office windows when I can and since my office sits at the front of the house I get to hear the sounds of my suburb and you get used to the background noise. So I was surprised a few weeks ago to hear the sound of pan flutes gently wafting in through the window. I thought it cannot be the builders a few houses up since it is definitely not their style. So I thought it was one of my dodgy neighbors planted over a bong giving their chakra a furious rubbing and thought no more of it until a few hours later when it started up again. It couldn’t be one of my neighbors since by now they would have rubbed their damned chakra red raw so I stuck my head out the front door and doing my best bat impression tried to lock onto the sound and lo and behold it was coming from the Catholic primary school at the top of my street. The bell has apparently been replaced with pan flute music because the bell was upsetting their chi or some other such new age fuckerry. But it got worse, later on in the day they were subjected to a guided mediation and pan flute music over the loudspeaker. So multiple times a day so I, the neighborhood and the poor little buggers at the school are bombarded by pan flute music that blasts out of the school.
I cant wait to be told that feng shui, homeopathy and numerology have been introduced to the science curriculum.
Perhaps you can face your stereo speakers and crank up the AC/DC, “Highway to hell” or some Metallica “Master of Puppets” to rev up the little tackers when the pan flutes come on!
Perhaps you can face your stereo speakers out the window and crank up the AC/DC, “Highway to hell” or some Metallica “Master of Puppets” to rev up the little tackers when the pan flutes come on!
Oh my gosh CT,
That’s hilarious.
I think my children’s school is moving in the same direction of ‘new age f*&#erry’ as well.
Too funny, wonder how the little snowflakes would handle a bit of CT’s “this is the real world” in the classroom?
Hhahahahahahahahaha.
I need to breathe! hahaha
Best laugh I’ve had all week.
So in summary then:
Pan flute music + planted over a bong + chakra a furious rubbing + new age fuckerry + guided meditation = Catholic primary school.
Yep. OK. That’s a well rounded curriculum that makes sense to me.
“Fuckerry” wonder if anyone’s thought of registering that as a trade mark and business name?
Personally I’d set the EPA on to them – If that behavior is tolerated then the door is open to all the other twats who think you might like to hear their particular religious or cultural noise at any time of the day or night