Whilst eating my vegemite and toast this morning I heard on the radio that one in ten people believe the Mayan prophecy that the world will end on December 21 2012. If this is true then these folks should be rounded up and quarantined from the rest of us, as should their children because being a dick has a high degree of heritability.
I should point out that the Mayans could not foresee their own civilisation going tits up nor could they foresee the Spanish turning up and completely doing them over.
