Our program is a professional service to the financial industry; rats are being trained to become superior traders in the financial markets. Using our own methodology in accordance with well-established animal training techniques, our subjects learn to recognize pattens in historical stock and futures data as well as generating trading signals. We provide solutions for tick based trading data and day based data. RATTRADERS rats can be trained exclusively for any financial market segment. They outperform most human traders and represent a much more economic solution for your trading desk.
As a mate of mine is fond of saying I shit thee not…..
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I’ve seen it all now.
Willard 2 – Rattrader
This is the work of satire by a performance artist Michael Marcovici – he is not really offering a service but is making the very valid point that most highly overpaid fund managers are no better traders than lab rats. The cunning rats actually get played up and down ticks and soon learn that they are more likely to get a pellet and not a shock when the press the buy button after a series of up ticks and vice versa. The rats are therefore pure trend traders and ignore the news, tips and fashions – something beyond many “professionals”
My wife just bought a bunny rabbit for the kids, that I didn’t really want.
Now I know just what to do with it.
You can also cook a bunny…..
Cheezus – I thought trading with a click of a mouse was the way out of the rat race